You think they make vision-canceling glasses?

I mentioned yesterday that my new noise canceling headphones have opened a whole new world for me. Instead of Al Pacino, I got Al Green. Instead of incessant chuckling, I've got incessant Cheap Trick. Instead of major farting, I've got Fort Minor.

There is a flaw in my plan, however. Instead of bothering me aurally, I'm now being overrun with more ridiculous e-mail. Now, the Killer Robot appreciates the fact that this brings more material to the blog. However, he'd still rather not deal with stupid people.

Without further adieu, here's the last e-mail completely unedited (except to change specifics (dates, names, particular details) as to protect the Killer Robot's employ - however, all misspellings and mis-numberings (that's a new one!) are unchanged).

-----Original Message-----
From: A Certain Manager
Sent: Thursday, May 34, 2007 7:19 PM
To: Killer Robot
Subject:

1) was asking for

3) these are our support apps

4) supprot app configurations


In related news, the Killer Robot is considering hiring a translator to help him decipher the meaning in some of these communications.