No headphones

The Killer Robot made an egregious error this morning, and forgot his Ipod. What does this mean for you, the loyal reader?

It means you get an update on the aural occurrences in my vicinity.

9 God Bless You's have been issued (seriously - I've been counting)
2 remarks made famous by an APRIAL80'sMC-STA(ATTKR'sW)CO'D (that's an abbreviation for this) - one in response to receiving an e-mail, the other after returning from a bathroom break
1 Eavesdropping on the Killer Robot's conversation with a certain manager of mine. Upon the completion of this conversation, the certain engineer ran (RAN!) around to my cube to offer his advice, as well as the 700-page manual he had printed out. Allow me for a moment, to just mourn the passing of all the trees this certain engineer kills. This cat prints everything (YES EVERYTHING!) he receives electronically. No soft-copies for him. This may be an age thing, as a certain manager of mine often walks up and hands me copies of e-mails. Never forwards the e-mail, just prints it and walks it over. If we keep regressing, I'm gonna come in one day to no computer, just some stamps and a notepad sitting on my desk.
7 Occurences of the incessant giggling - something like "heeheehohowhowhohaha" - this behavior sometimes replaces the RMFBAAPRIAL80'sMC-STA(ATTKR'sW)CO'D. - At least one of these was due to an e-mail tasking him to work on something.
2 interceptions of attractive co-workers at the Killer Robot's cube. The Killer Robot is friendly with all of his co-workers, not just the attractive ones. It just so happens that, on this morning, two attractive (at least for our traditional male and non-traditional female readers) ladies came to discuss things with Killer Robot. Both were accosted, and inquisitioned, and (their words not mine) felt very grimy after dealing with this engineer, who (their words not mine) leered at them during their visit. The Killer Robot, not wanting to curtail attractive visitors, was forced to return the visits to their workspaces, where he was accosted by no one.

Anyway, that's enough for now. More this afternoon or Monday AM. Have a good weekend.